One monkey.
One elephant named Fred.
Nine countries of questionable decisions, screen-printed on cotton so you don't have to explain the story every time.
Plush Buddies
The tee heroes, now huggable. Soft, sits on a shelf, does not judge your travel decisions.
The Monkey
Sunglasses, Hawaiian shirt, one suspiciously full coconut. Never sold separately from the shirt.
The Bellhop
Red cap, red jacket, a briefcase he won't let go of. Professionally concerned since day one.
Passport Series Tees
Bali
Purple Vespa, one coconut, zero helmets, temple gates in the mirrors.
Borneo
A proboscis monkey, a longhouse, and a mountain that minds its own business.
Cambodia
Angkor at sunset, tuk-tuk at full throttle, Fred riding shotgun.
Malaysia — Penang
George Town by trishaw, lanterns strung, flowers non-negotiable.
Nepal
Butter tea, prayer flags, and a stupa that's seen some things.
Philippines
Jeepney over everything. Mabuhay or don’t bother.
Singapore
Merlion spitting, Marina Bay glowing, fairy lights on the trishaw.
Thailand
Wat Arun at golden hour, longtail wide open, garlands on the bow.
Vietnam
Ha Long Bay by cyclo. Fred wears the conical hat now.
Coconut Koozies
Same badges, smaller job: keep a Chang, a Tiger, or a can of something worse cold enough to matter. $12 each, fits everything except your dignity.
Staff Issue — Jungle Ops
Not for guests. For the crew that keeps the occupancy number honest — the ones running the dashboards, not the ones riding the Vespa.
87% occupancy, arms crossed, not one complaint filed. Staff issue only.
10% of every sale goes to Fred's actual elephant sanctuary fund.
He doesn't know he's a t-shirt yet. Best it stays that way.